It's March that's actually National Colon Month, but don't tell that to
Hollywood. They've gone crazy with the subtitles this July.
1. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
It's clearly not going to set any standards for visuals like T2 did, but
the bar is set so high now that doesn't really matter this time. I'm
actually convinced that this might not suck, and that's a good enough
positive for me to consider it the top film of the month at the box office
when all is said and done.
2. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
Last August's Spy Kids 2 initally seemed like a disappointment, opening to
about $10 million less than the first film. But it legged it out through
August, September and October to a still-really-good (and highly
profitable) $85.8 million. The third go-around for the Robert Rodriguez
franchise has the same slickness as the first two films, but this one adds
George Clooney, Sylvester Stallone (in a career-reviving role. Seriously.)
and 3-D glasses. It's gimmicky, but it'll sell tickets.
3. Bad Boys II: We're All Much More Famous Now
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Martin in a film by some commercial
director. And to think that it took eight years to find a large enough
pile of money to convince them to make a sequel. Life is a funny thing. As
we've seen this year, it's a pretty risky prospect to be a sequel. This is
one that should fall on the positive side of the ledger. It's a known
quantity, and the ad campaign is nothing like the one that did in
Hollywood Homicide.
4. Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde
I was initally downgrading this film because all I kept seeing were the
same scenes in the advertising. But then I remembered that the same thing
happened with the first movie. So maybe MGM is doing something right this
time. All sequels do need to be a bit wary after the Charlie's Angels:
Full Throttle debacle, but Legally Blonde was actually pretty amusing, so
there is certainly demand for this one.
5. Seabiscuit: The Funny Cide Before There Was Funny Cide
The near-Triple Crown run last month was the best publicity money could
have bought for this. If Funny Cide had indeed pulled it off, it would
still be all anyone could talk about. Add in the fact that it's one of the few
summer films with legitimate Oscar-buzz about it, and look out for one of
the suprise hits of the month.
6. Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Would have rated much higher this month if it were only rated (wait for
it)...Arrrrrrr. How can you pass up that opportunity? Plus, I'm
underwhelmed by what I've seen in the previews and advertising. There's
also the Cutthroat Island stigma. Pirate movies just can't be taken
seriously anymore, especially one based on a theme-park attraction.
7. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
The second adventure for the Angelina Jolie heroine is clearly going for
the gusto, by using not just one, but two (count 'em!), two colons in its
mouthful of a title. But if one summer movie's stock is falling the
fastest right now, it's this one, especially after the letdown that was
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. The opening of that film makes you wonder
if the key audience really wanted a sequel. This one had a pretty similar
box office pattern ($47.7 million opening, $131.1 million total gross),
and wasn't that well received to begin with. I wouldn't bet on a third
installment just yet, but if it does happen, I'm sure Universal will enter
unknown territory with the use of three colons.
8. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Now With Sean Connery!
Is anyone else a little bit put off by the line in the commercial? You
know, where it explains that Sean Connery himself must unite all of these
famous literary characters, and if you didn't know any better, you'd think
he was playing himself in the movie? That, and the fact that the general
public isn't very familar with the basis for this adaptation, reduce The
League to the lower ranks of the month.
9. Johnny English: Bean. James Bean.
Does anyone remember who Rowan Atkinson is anymore? Okay, sure, there was
Scooby-Doo and Rat Race, but what about Mr. Bean? Yeah, that film earned a
solid $45 million back in 1997, but that's back when the Bean character
was fairly well known from the television show. Johnny English shows a
little bit of promise, though it may not be the franchise starter that the
studio is hoping for.
10. Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
Until something proves me wrong, I'm way down on traditional animation.
Okay, it does look kind of nice, but given the choice, most kids are going
to pick Finding Nemo (which is also still going very strong at this point)
over Sinbad during the holiday weekend.