2013 Calvins: Best TV Show
By David Mumpower
February 18, 2013
A former category champion finishes in second place this year. Mad Men won three years ago, then finished in third place in 2011. It was not nominated in 2012 for an aggravating reason: there were no new episodes in calendar 2011. The blessed return of the team at Sterling Cooper Draper Price represented a moment of celebration for our staff. While Mad Men fell far short of Breaking Bad in terms of voting percentage (only 59%) and first place votes (five to two), the Jon Hamm showcase still accomplished an impressive feat. This is the first time a previous winner has managed a second place finish in a later season. I think it is fair to say that Breaking Bad and Mad Men have been our favorite shows on television for the past three years.
Parks and Recreation, our third favorite TV Show, is the tortoise racing the hares above it. Two years ago, we selected the program as the fifth best series. Last year, it inched up to fourth place. If Parks and Recreation can stay on the air for another two years, the current pace would carry it to the title of Best Television Show in 2015. Parks and Recreation’s candidacy will be aided by the fact that Mad Men and Breaking Bad should be finished by that point. Until then, we will enjoy such Ron Swanson quotes as “Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.” I’m a cat person yet that line of dialogue cracks me up. Nick Offerman is in the conversation for funniest person on television today.
A modest step backward and a modest step forward signify our fourth and fifth favorite series. Justified narrowly missed winning Best TV Show last year, falling a single ballot short of victory. It is only marginally less popular this year, as Raylan Givens and Boyd Crowder continue to engross us. The seedy side of Kentucky is fabulous television. Game of Thrones is a show I believe will eventually emerge victorious in this category as more of our staff members become as obsessed with it as my wife is. In this year’s voting, it earned its second placement in the top five, repeating as the fifth best series. What we learned in season two of Game of Thrones is simple. Never touch the Khaleesi’s dragons.
Familiar contenders finish in sixth and seventh place. In fact, the same two series from last year’s voting hold down these positions. The only difference is that they flip-flop positions. Archer is the funniest show on television that I would never watch with my parents; it moves up to sixth in the 2013 voting. Season three featured the introduction of Spacebot, the return of Katya as a cyborg and a space showdown with a crazed astronaut who sounds a lot like Bryan Cranston.
Meanwhile, Community sustains popularity with a seventh place ranking. It has lost a lot of momentum since peaking in second place two years ago, though. Given the change in show-runners and all the Chevy Chase nonsense, this could be the last time we laud Community. Prove us wrong, dude who is not Dan Harmon.
The stability in the middle of our voting is sustained as Louie finished in eighth place for the second straight year. The impossible-to-describe comedy continues Louie C.K.’s quest to humiliate himself in public more than any comedian in the history of television. The news is less sunny for Modern Family. For the fourth straight year, we selected it as one of the ten best programs, but its ninth place finish represents the first time it did not finish in the top three. Rounding out the top ten is another HBO program, Girls. It has recently won enough Emmys and Golden Globes that you should have already gotten the hint that you need to watch it.
As always, the Best TV Show category is one of the most brutal in terms of receiving a top 10 nomination. The BOP staff also warmly recommends Happy Endings, Bunheads, The Daily Show, Person of Interest, Homeland, The Neighbors, American Horror Story: Asylum, The Newsroom, Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23, Downton Abbey and (as always) The Simpsons/Futurama.
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Top 10
|
Position |
Show |
Total Points |
1 |
Breaking Bad |
87
|
2 |
Mad Men |
51
|
3 |
Parks and Recreation |
44
|
4 |
Justified |
43
|
5 |
Game of Thrones |
42
|
6 |
Archer |
41
|
7 |
Community |
38
|
8 |
Louie |
36
|
9 |
Modern Family |
33
|
10 |
Girls |
30
|
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