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At the ferry dock, let's do the scramble out and try not to forget that they drive on the left side of the road over here.

I assume that the Shetland Islands are relatively small because none of the teams have too much issue finding the lifeboat station and the puffin mascot. Oops, spoke too soon...none of them except Tim & Te Jay. The dating duo have managed to find the exact opposite side of the island from where they need to be. Luckily, a local redirects them.

Meanwhile, everyone else has made it to the puffin in quick succession. The next stop...Scalloway Castle. Thank goodness for the onscreen prompt because I could've swore Phil said scalawag which made me think it was a callback to the Blackbeard task on the first leg.

In what must be an intentional Halloween setup, the teams have to search the darkened and kinda creepy-looking castle for the clue. And where do they place it? In a room with bones and skulls scattered about, and a menacing-looking, executioner-like fellow watching close by.

Keith & Whitney get there first (plus we get actual footage of their time on Survivor, which although brief, does provide me with some proof of reality show life). This next clue is the Detour: Pony Up or Light My Fire.

For Pony Up, the teams have to drive themselves to a peat field, dig out 50 pieces of peat (about two feet long each) and then guide a Shetland pony up the hill to a cottage twice to deliver a load of peat. For Light My Fire, they have to drive to the docks and find a torch building kit. After completing three steps of building a Viking torch in a warehouse, which is essentially made of burlap sacks, nails and cement, they must present it to a bunch of Viking re-enactors on the dock. Which would I choose? Probably the fire, because it's more in my control and less dependent upon getting a cooperative animal.

While TNT keeps searching for the castle, the others are en route to one of the Detour options and it's a 50/50 split on which tasks they attempt. However, the Detours are not necessarily the ones they planned to try. In the case of Brooke & Robbie, they were heading to Pony Up and stumbled upon Light My Fire. Given that they probably have the addresses to the task locations, this is likely just a mental slip on their part.

Anyway, Team DDS stays out front, even by just a little bit, because they get to Pony first. Of course, the über-confident Jim thinks that his bodybuilding experience prior to being a dentist will allow him to breeze through the digging up of the peat slabs. The others that hit the peat field are the Super Fannies, Team Candy Crush and the surfers. Clearly, the digging duties will fall to Adam for this task but Bethany is right there to sort, arrange and count the slabs.

Poor lost souls Tim & Te Jay make it to the castle securely in last but go with Light My Fire, which may be the more difficult task, much to my error if I was participating this season. The Survivors are soon joined by the cyclists, firefighters, wrestlers and trailing in last - Tim & Te Jay. Given how intricate each of the three steps is, there is plenty of time for the college sweethearts. It's a bit gratifying to see abrasive Keith get rejected a couple of times on their first step inspection. Yeah, I'm a fan of jerky people getting put in their place. It's not just them, though. The torch building is slow-going for all.

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