By Chris Hyde
March 2, 2004
To this point in history, North American DVD release schedules have been
sadly devoid of Argentine vampire flicks. Now, Mondo Macabro sets things
right.
Pete Tombs and friends have made it clear from the very first that they are
willing to scour the globe to unearth little seen gems of horror and reissue
them in digital form. At first there was only a UK outfit, but luckily for
those of us here across the pond, a second domestic arm was added so that we
wouldn't miss out on all the international fun. While their releases thus
far run a regular horror gamut, they seem to have a particular penchant for
cross culture vampire stories. Last year gave North Americans the chance to
see an excellent Pakistani version of Dracula (The Living Corpse) that was
rescued from the trashcans of Lahore just shortly before it might have
disappeared forever. This time around they've gone South of the Border,
letting us catch a glimpse of what happens when Transylvania gets set to a
Latin beat.
Less beholden to the Bram Stoker version of bloodsucking undead than its
Mondo Macabro Lollywood predecessor, Blood of the Virgins begins with a
short introductory sequence that introduces the audience to a historic love
triangle. Somewhere in time, the voluptuous Ofelia (Susana Beltran) is
deeply enamored with the dashing - but enigmatic - Gustavo. Her rich
parents don't approve, however, and instead marry her right off to stolid
young Eduardo. Unfortunately, the wedding night fails to go as the hapless
chump expects, since Gustavo shows up to ice him and turn his lovely virgin
wife into a vampire. Que verguenza, no? Faster than you can say "what in
the hell is going on?" the cool animated credit sequence rolls, and next
thing you know we're following a bunch of wayward love children apparently
vacationing in the mountainous countryside. Following some minutes of
topless frugging and other assorted wacky hijinx, the beautiful people then
pile into their car only to sadly run out of gas far from anywhere but an
old, abandoned inn. Of course they decide to spend the night - which, if
you've ever seen a horror film before, you'll recognize as perhaps not the
greatest idea of all time.
The plot unfolds from here in rather haphazard manner, punctuated
occasionally with surrealistic red filter shots of flying seagulls
accompanied by the strange burbling sounds of an analog synthesizer (?).
Not being one to spoil the party, I won't finely detail all the various
exsanguinations and sexy stalking. But yeoman director Emilio Vieyra moves
things along at a pretty brisk pace, and with this one clocking in at a
sprightly 77 minutes, there's not a whole lot of downtime here. While this
is certainly not the most coherent movie ever made, the filmmaker's first
foray into the color horror film is entertaining throughout and has
surprisingly high production value. One would actually expect a '60s
Argentine B-movie to look a lot crappier than this one does; but the sets,
camerawork and makeup work for this movie attain a surprisingly high level
of quality. The same really can't be said of a lot of the acting turned in
by the ensemble cast in Blood of the Virgins, but let's just say that fans
of actresses of a, um, pneumatic nature at least shouldn't be disappointed.
As with all of the Mondo Macabro product line, the transfer done for this
one is excellent both in the visual and auditory sense. Since this is a
fairly old film, these aspects aren't absolutely perfect -- but save for the
occasional flaw everything looks and sounds about as good as might be
expected. Colors are well defined and bright, flecking is minimal, and the
go-go soundtrack and creepy keyboard music come in loud and clear in
pulse-pounding mono. Also as usual, the film itself comes accompanied by a
nice handful of extras that enhance the DVD's value: lengthy notes on the
production, a stills gallery and a great batch of trailers from other movies
by the director of Blood of the Virgins. What's especially interesting
about these previews is that they include all of Emilio Vieyra's horror
films as well as promos for some of his work in other genres, so they give a
tantalizing glimpse of the filmmaker's wide-ranging oeuvre.
Another primo bit of bonus material accompanying the main event on this disk
is a high quality documentary on Argentine exploitation films, which gives
some historical context for the film as well as celebrating the ample charms
of famed Argentine starlet Isabel Sarli. I'll go on record here as noting
that I find these Mondo narrative segments sort of a mixed blessing; while
there's no denying their value in providing information on lesser known film
industries from around the world, they tend to leave me either dying to see
all these other movies that are shown only briefly or otherwise lamenting
over lost classics. How can one not want to see stuff like Leon Klimovsky's
black and white 1950 drug film Marihuana after being teased with the bizarre
snippet shown here? And it's just heartbreaking to see small segments of
early black and white Argentine horror movies that have seemingly vanished
from the face of the earth.
But I guess there's no sense crying over deteriorated nitrate when the
company is now actively working to preserve the celluloid heritage of the
globe with each release it makes. Besides, maybe if we're lucky this is all
just some kind of "always leave 'em wanting more" marketing strategy
designed to leave fans pining for future releases from the company.
Whatever the case may be, this most recent DVD from the domestic wing of
Mondo Macabro proves once again that with nearly every digitization that
they get to store shelves, the cinematic legacy of the world is greatly
enriched. For wouldn't we all be that much poorer if the single foray of
the Argentine film industry into the world of vampirism had somehow been
laid to rest forever? As long as there are companies such as this one, the
future will never completely manage to drive a stake into the heart of the
past.