In late June and early July of 1985 before he ruined the Batman franchise
and even before The Lost Boys, Joel Schumacher treated the world to the
quintessential Brat Pack movie, St. Elmo's Fire. With Hollywood's current
sequel-mania, I don't know why there hasn't been a follow-up to this tale of
young college graduates making their way in the world. It is my contention
that the answers to all of life's questions can be found in St. Elmo's Fire
and to prove that, I'm gonna be your man in motion and look at July's
upcoming major releases as they relate to characters from this classic film.
Come on, you know you can feel St. Elmo's Fire burning in you.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is Billy Hicks (played by Rob Lowe)
Billy was the big man on campus and most popular guy in the frat house, but
life post-graduation has not treated him so well. He can't keep a job and
is stuck in a bad marriage. Terminator 2 was the peak of Arnold
Schwarzenegger's career, but recently he's been in a slump to say the least.
When your career has hit a snag, what do you do? You return to your most
successful franchise. Much like Billy took a trip back to his old school to
try to recapture his lost glory, Schwarzenegger returns to Terminator. Will
audiences welcome him back or will this be the final confirmation that his
best chance for future blockbuster status lies elsewhere; maybe in politics?
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas is Kirby Keger (played by Emilio Estevez)
Kirby becomes completely obsessed with a woman with whom he had exactly one date during college. His level of obsession reaches scary stalker level and the
point where he changes his career path multiple times to impress her. Ever
since leaving Disney, Jeffrey Katzenberg has seemed somewhat obsessed with
having the DreamWorks animation unit rival Disney's to the point where there
have been showdowns between similarly themed films like Antz and A Bug's
Life. Also like Disney recently, DreamWorks' best success has come with
computer animation to the point where Pixar and Pixar-esque films have
become the most bankable "genre" of films out there. Unfortunately, Sinbad
is not such a film. When Kirby made the trek to the ski lodge to win over
the girl of his dreams, she was already shacked up with another guy. There's a good chance that Sinbad will run into the same problem, as audiences have
already given their hearts over to Finding Nemo.
Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde and Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The
Cradle of Life are Dale Biberman (played by Andie MacDowell)
Dale Biberman is the woman with whom Kirby becomes obsessed. She went on
one date with him in college and he has romanticized that moment to the
point that when he sees her again he imagines her as an idealized woman and
tries to pursue a part two of their relationship. Tomb Raider and Legally
Blonde were films with female leads that made an impression on audiences and
had success at the box office, so there's no surprise that the studios
wanted a part two. The question is whether audiences are hanging on to the
same passion for these films. Will they follow them to a snowbound ski
lodge to spend some time with the sequel like Kirby did for Dale or with
these part twos be left out in the cold alone?
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl is Kevin Dolenz
(played by Andrew McCarthy) and Bad Boys II is Alec Newbary (played by Judd
Nelson)
Alec and Kevin were best friends in college and they are both in love with
Leslie. Alec is Leslie's boyfriend who keeps pushing for a commitment. He
also is politically ambitious and forgoes his beliefs to jump from the
Democratic Congressman he was working for to the Republican Senator to
advance his career. Kevin, on the other hand, has secretly been in love
with Leslie all along, but can't make a move because she is his best friend's girlfriend. Bad Boys II and Pirates of the Caribbean are also vying for
the affections of the same person, in this case Jerry Bruckheimer, who
produced both films. Bad Boys has the inside track by being a sequel
directed by Bruckheimer stalwart Michael Bay. It is the known quality, like
Alec. Does the fact that it made the change from the original's being
something of a surprise hit with the then-not-quite A-list stars Will Smith
and Martin Lawrence to a more cynical by-the-book big star big explosion
summer sequel help it or hurt it? If any Bruckheimer film based on a hit
attraction can be called a sleeper film by any criteria, then Pirates of the
Caribbean is it. It has more unknowns in that it isn't a sequel and that as
far as box office goes, buccaneers haven't brought in the buckaroos, so by
comparison it is more like Kevin with the secret crush. Of course, Leslie
decides to be with neither Alec nor Kevin, so we'll see if either one of
these films takes off. Or maybe both will - can you say threesome?
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is Jules Jacoby (played by Demi Moore)
Jules got hired to work in international finance right out of college. She
wears the fanciest clothes, lives in the nicest apartment, and basically
lives the high life. Things are not as fine and dandy as they seem on the
surface, however. She is deeply in debt and lost her job, so she is
spending money she doesn't have to keep up appearances. The League of
Extraordinary Gentlemen seemed on the surface like a no-brainer: a comic
book adaptation starring Sean Connery. Then they started filming the movie
and high-profile problems started trickling in. The budget soared, and
there were reported disagreements between star Connery and director Stephen
Norrington and expensive reshoots. The buzz turned negative and it began to
look like maybe good money was being thrown after bad. Now it is just a
matter of whether The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
bucks the buzz on opening weekend to play to full theaters or finds itself alone in a
furniture-less apartment with billowing curtains like Jules.
How to Deal is Leslie Hunter (played by Ally Sheedy)
Leslie is stuck with the true conundrum of the '80s woman. She loves her
boyfriend, Alec, but she's afraid that if she marries him, it will be at the
cost of her career. She struggles with the choice that in her mind seems to
be between focusing on her career and perhaps losing Alec or the domestic
married life and forgoing her career to become the doting wife and mother to
the rising political star. The star of How to Deal, Mandy Moore, has a
similar issue as she tries to juggle two careers - acting and singing. She
has had success in both areas, but hasn't really reached superstar status in
either. Will she have to concentrate on one over the other to make that
next big jump or can she find a way to make it big in both? Leslie decides
she needs some more time on her own to figure out what she wants, and How to
Deal is likely to provide Mandy with a modest success that will continue to
leave both doors open to her as well.
Seabiscuit is Wendy Beamish (played by Mare Winningham)
Wendy comes from a wealthy family and does not have any cares as far as
money goes. Her father, who hit it big in the greeting card business, will
buy her anything she wants and basically just wants her to get married and
live off her family fortune. Wendy, however, wants to do something of
substance and works as a social worker. She is also by far the most
innocent of the group and is, in fact, still a virgin. Seabiscuit is
something of an oddity in the summer movie season. In the midst of the loud
action movies, comic book movies, and sequels, it is an honest to goodness
movie of substance and also harkens back to a more innocent bygone era. It
is probably the only summer wide release that will sport the label of "Oscar
Contender." Wendy ultimately declares her independence and breaks free of
her family and even sleeps with Billy. Will Seabiscuit also connect with
viewers and achieve the big O? (Uh, that's Oscar.)