Trailer Hitch for August 27, 2003
By Zach Kolkin
Fathom Studios is a new entity in the world of computer-animated films, and
judging from this trailer to their first film, Delgo, it doesn't look like
they'll be making too many more pictures after this one. The movie is a
light-hearted fantasy adventure with a distinctly unoriginal storyline. In
essence, the story centers on a young boy who becomes an unlikely hero and
must save his land from a terrible threat. If this doesn't sound familiar,
you have never read a single science fiction or fantasy story in your life.
As with all computer-animated movies, the look of the movie is a major
selling point. Here, the visuals are very disappointing, looking like
cutscenes from a video game, rather than a motion picture. Although the
film does boast some stars in its voice talent, the dull trailer,
unimaginative story, and
disappointingly bland animation should prevent Delgo from ever gaining much
exposure.
You'd think that considering all the ridicule singers like Britney Spears
and Christina Aguilera get for their attempts to "go hip hop," no one would
have thought it was a very good idea to make an inspirational movie out of
that very subject. Nevertheless, we have Honey, starring Jessica Alba as
Honey Daniels (whose full name is mentioned about 18 times too many in the
two-minute promo), a dancer who has always dreamed of making it big. The
trailer seems to be angling for the attention of the eagerly sought-after
young teen girl audience, and with that crowd, this preview might have some
success. On the other hand, the picture does have an awful lot of
similarities to Glitter.
A racecar film for the Agent Cody Banks crowd, Kart Racer tells the story of
a boy trying to make it big in the International Karting Federation (to save
you
the time on Google, yes, this is in fact a real thing). I wasn't impressed
with the trailer at all; the story is one that we have seen a thousand times
before, albeit most frequently with slightly more popular sports. I also
have a feeling that the movie is going to struggle to find any type of
audience; while it looks a little too grown-up for fans of Spy Kids 3-D, it
is far too childish to appeal to teenagers. Maybe if the story was a little
more unique or the film had some bigger names in the cast, it would have
some appeal, but with such a lackluster trailer, I don't see this one
getting much attention.
Here we have some very early promo footage of the latest video game
adaptation, Alone in the Dark. The movie stars Tara Reid and Christian
Slater as a pair of adventurers who battle all those evil supernatural
beings that are so prevalent in our world. Reid, who wears glasses in an
unsuccessful attempt to exude some sort of intelligence, seems to turn in
just as bland a performance as ever, and in fact doesn't appear for a good
portion of the clip. Slater gets the bulk of the spotlight, and in truth
looks like he could stand to wear a pair of glasses too. From these brief
clips, the film does look to capture the horrific and mysterious tone of the
games quite well, although the movie is undoubtedly going to come off as
something of a Resident Evil knock-off. Nevertheless, there is still a long
ways to go before this movie comes out in the fall of 2004, and by that time
Alone in the Dark might look much more like a slick, action-packed horror
movie.
Katie Holmes stars in this dramedy about a young woman living on her own who
invites her mildly estranged family to her apartment for Thanksgiving
dinner.
Murphy's Law sets in almost immediately, until a dozen Krispy Kremes save
the day (is there anything those donuts can't do?). Although it's a
little
surprising to see Holmes as a punk-rock chick, she looks good in the role,
as do Oliver Platt and Patricia Clarkson in their roles as her parents. Now
that
Holmes' stint on television is over, she appears to be moving on to a career
in film, and hopefully this picture will put her on the right track towards
a
respectable future.
While not quite as hilarious as the film's first teaser, this new trailer
for Stuck on You is still quite funny. The story revolves around two
Siamese twins, played by Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear, so obviously the
majority of the jokes center around this plight. At times, these gags are
extremely funny; the line about how Kinnear is "not here" when Damon picks
up the phone was particularly good. The Farrelly brothers continue to never
take themselves too seriously, here mocking the fact that the cast includes
several Oscar nominees and winners (although the phrase "Academy Award
Winner Cher" is still a bit hard on the ears). The movie definitely looks
quite funny, and looks to mark a return to the slapstick comedies with which
the Farrellys originally made a name for themselves.
Clint Eastwood's latest directorial effort gets a far less obtuse preview
here, where we finally get an introduction to some semblance of a story. As
I mentioned several months ago in reviewing the film's first promo, the ad
did a fantastic job of setting the right tone for the movie and intriguing
audiences without giving too much away. This latest trailer again does a
great job of keeping up the film's mysterious mood, but also reveals just
enough of the storyline to get you hooked. The picture centers on the
murder of a teenage girl, and the search for the killer that brings back
together three childhood friends in a number of strange ways. In addition
to the alluring story, the film boasts an impressive cast, all of whom are
featured well in the trailer. Given the number of big names in the film,
and the intriguing premise, I would imagine that this trailer will quite
effectively grab the attention of many moviegoers.
This trailer for the new romantic comedy from director Nancy Meyers is
unquestionably one of the funniest of the year. From Jack Nicholson's
opening monologue (a speech that no other actor working today could pull
off) to his final punchline, this one is flat-out hysterical. The premise
is that Nicholson plays, well, himself, and ends up unexpectedly falling for
the mother (played by Diane Keaton) of the youngster whom he is currently
wooing. The promo puts exactly the right self-aware spin on the picture, an
attitude that also seems to appear in the performances of the cast. This is
a superb trailer that is guaranteed to have audiences in stitches, and I
can't imagine this film being less of an all-around success than Meyers'
previous effort, What Women Want.
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