Zach Kolkin's Trailer Hitch
For December 4th

Screw you too, Zach.

Thankfully, this week's collection of trailers is generally of a far higher quality than those last week. A wide variety of genres are previewed here, from sci-fi thrillers, to artsy indie flicks, to mainstream comedies. There is sure to be something for everyone, so check out this week's Trailer Hitch for all the details.

7. Equilibrium

Oh my god! It's the trailer for the new Matrix sequel! Wait. No, it's not. Equilibrium looks like a horribly blatant rip-off of the beloved sci-fi film, so much so that I'm surprised legal action wasn't taken. The movie's poster features two men, one white with short dark hair, the other black with a shaved head, each wearing black trenchcoats and holding a gun in each hand. Sound familiar? The preview itself is no different. The story is set in the near future, where no one is free and "the system" is in control. Beyond that, there were lots of large gunfights, martial arts moves, and more big gunfights. I have to think that the producers of this ad are intentionally trying to mimic The Matrix and hope that this sells the movie, but I find it hard to believe that anyone is going to fall for that ridiculous a ploy. The only response this trailer got out of me was an even stronger desire for the real Matrix sequels next year.

6. Spider

This film stars Ralph Fiennes as a man who has spent a good deal of his adult life in a mental institution after suffering severe mental and emotional trauma as a young child. The picture is directed by David Cronenberg, a man known for making, well, weird movies, and this trailer certainly lives up to that expectation. The promo is extremely non-linear, jumping back and forth between Fiennes' character as a young boy and a man, and I would expect that the full movie is similar in style. Obviously, this is not the kind of movie that is going to gain mass appeal, and consequently it is not marketed as such. Instead, the preview seems directed towards filmgoers who appreciate more "artsy" fare, in terms of its unusual presentation and seemingly purposeful confusion. This is an interesting tactic, but the bottom line is that the film simply did not look that good, even for an "unconventional" movie. Time will tell if other moviegoers feel similarly.

5. What a Girl Wants

In what can only be described as a chick flick for a slightly younger crowd, What a Girl Wants is the story of a girl who goes to England to search for her father, who never even knew he had a daughter. Colin Firth plays the father in question (apparently there were no more roles left for him to play in Jane Austen film adaptations) who slowly grows to care for this daughter he never knew he had. This movie is obviously targeted at prepubescent girls, and judging by the huge success of The Princess Diaries, I can only believe that this film will be similarly enticing. However, I doubt very much that the rest of us will be too interested in this film, unless of course you just can't get enough of those girl coming-of-age stories.

4. Two Weeks Notice

Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock team up in this typical-looking chick flick about a ridiculously rich man and his legal advisor who have always been friends but only decide they are actually in love once she gives him her two week's notice. Really, of course, the premise doesn't matter at all, seeing as this film is opening in one of the surest times of the year for romantic comedies and stars two of the genre's biggest names. The trailer does a good job of showing Grant and Bullock as their usual cheery selves, throwing a few laughs in for good measure, and topping it all off with a catchy little pop song in the background. The women to whom this movie appeals really don't need much more to entice them to go see this film, and the producers clearly realize that. Indeed, I'm sure you already knew long before you read this trailer review whether or not you'd be interested in this movie.

3. It's All About Love

This is a strangely compelling look at a film starring Joaquin Phoenix and Claire Danes as two lovers and the ups and downs of their relationship with one another. The trailer is quite cryptic, and it was quite difficult to get any sense of a plot beyond the basic elements. Nevertheless, I was actually rather intrigued by this short promo, and I will be interested to see a longer, hopefully more descriptive trailer for the film sometime soon.

2. Ripley's Game

This new movie, starring John Malkovich, is a film adaptation of the final story in the Tom Ripley trilogy. The trailer was fairly good, and Malkovich looks to do a good job as always playing a dark, brooding, and somewhat creepy anti-hero. This film will obviously garner comparisons to the 1999's Talented Mr. Ripley starring Matt Damon, but from this spot alone, the mood here seemed to be somewhat darker than the first Ripley flick. Part of this is no doubt due to Malkovich's presence. Having never read any of the books, I cannot say whether or not this darker tone is true to the novels, but overall I think the preview did a good job of advertising the movie as an intelligent thriller. While Damon's Mr. Ripley never really got much mass attention, I will be interested to see if this film, with its much lower-profile cast, fares any better in the public eye.

1. Anger Management

Adam Sandler appears to be continuing his exploration of new roles for himself with this film, also starring Jack Nicholson as the unconventional anger management therapist who is assigned to Sandler after an outrageous incident on an airplane. I personally thought this promo was absolutely hilarious from start to finish. The plane altercation strongly reminded me of the airplane scene from Meet the Parents. Nicholson and Sandler appear to be very good together (a combination about which I had some doubts), and the spooning line at the very end of the trailer is sure to have audiences in hysterics. I was quite impressed with this preview, and I have a feeling that as it starts being shown in front of the holiday films it will get a great reaction from many moviegoers.

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