Zach Kolkin's Trailer Hitch
For December 30th

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14. When Harry Met Lloyd: Dumb and Dumberer

In a bit of self-referential mocking, New Line has decided to begin its advertising campaign for the prequel to Dumb and Dumber by first inventing the word "dumberer" and then using it to describe its decision to make this film in the first place. While this is apparently supposed to be funny and get you to want to see the movie, it fails miserably. What they avoid mentioning, of course, is that the idea is even "dumberer" when none of the original cast, or the director, or the writers are back here. My intelligence was further offended by the tagline "They're young, they're fun, they're full of dumb", as well as the voiceover giggling. Without seeing a single scene from the film, I get the feeling that while the original film was goofy and fun, this film is going to be completely devoid of anything resembling humor. Somehow, I don't think this is the message this ad was supposed to get across.

13. House of the Dead

Sometimes, you just have to wonder how any studio executive could see a promo like this one and think, "Hmm, this looks like a movie that will sell." I suppose that one could say that this film is a typical low-budget horror movie that is sure to attract at least a few people, but I can't even see how anyone would think it looks that good. The attractive teens getting attacked by zombies on a secluded island plotline seems standard enough - but what is with the 19th century interlude halfway through? I couldn't for the life of me figure out why this "historical background" needed to be included here. It isn't like the type of people who are interested in this movie are going to be thinking to themselves, "This sounds great, but how exactly did these zombies end up on the island anyway?" If the preview's complete lack of cohesiveness was not enough amusement, I also found the requisite bouncing cleavage at the end quite humorous. If trailers like this one serve one purpose, it is nothing more than to give us all a good chuckle.

12. May

This creepy-looking film is the story of a young woman who, after years of suffering as a social reject, turns into a psychopath and decides to create a companion for herself from the body parts of others. This is certainly the type of movie that is looking to capitalize on its shock value, which is indeed very high. Anna Faris, one of the film's stars, somehow manages to look exactly like Christina Ricci, but even creepier. Though similarly gruesome films are often released as mainstream horror flicks, this movie looks to be a little too out there for its own good, and I find it hard to believe that this movie will gain much notice beyond its scheduled limited release in January. If it does find any kind of mainstream success, it will definitely not be on account of this promo.

11. A Man Apart

The role of a badass cop who is out for revenge is the kind of role Vin Diesel was born to play. Why is it, then, that I was so disappointed in this trailer? Part of it has to do with the fact that somehow Diesel manages to look out of place here. The premise is certainly a good one - while not original, it has proven many times to make for a good movie. However, the film seems caught between two generations. At times the movie seems to be aimed at an audience similar to that of Fast and the Furious (the background pop rock music, the cornrowed partner), but then at other points it seems to be aimed at a much older crowd. Diesel himself plays a role that would typically be associated with a man much older than himself. For this reason, along with the film's lack of originality, I got the feeling that there really wasn't anything new to see here. Diesel's meteoric rise to Hollywood stardom has been based so far on his appeal to a younger crowd, and from the looks of this preview, A Man Apart is not going to be the film that gives him a good introduction to an older audience.

10. Ned Kelly

This short teaser focuses almost entirely on Heath Ledger, who plays the title character. I did, however, also glimpse quick shots of Naomi Watts and Geoffrey Rush. I was surprised not to see Orlando Bloom as well; he should be given a lot more screen time in the film's full trailer, considering the huge boom in popularity he is sure to receive now that The Two Towers is out. Ned Kelly looks to have all the makings of a good historical action-adventure movie, particularly considering that Ledger, Bloom, and Watts are all actors who are on their way up in Hollywood, while Rush has been a fairly big name ever since his role in Shine.

9. Cradle 2 the Grave

DMX earns his first starring role in this film (whose title seems more suited to a rap song than a movie), as a diamond thief who gets more than he bargains for when it turns out that the diamonds are much more than they first appear. Jet Li costars as a Taiwanese intelligence agent who tries to help DMX escape with the diamonds. Although I was somewhat skeptical at first of this movie's chances at any kind of decency, I was pleasantly surprised by the trailer. While certainly not an original idea, the film looks no worse than other recent Jet Li movies. The stunt where Li jumps down the side of a skyscraper floor by floor was particularly impressive. DMX didn't seem to be doing an Oscar-worthy acting job, but it seemed serviceable (and besides, who goes to a movie like this for the good acting?). This promo makes me think that this could be a fairly good addition to the recent glut of martial arts-in-L.A. movies, and it certainly doesn't look nearly as bad as I was expecting.

8. Sweet Sixteen

This film tells the story of a troubled teenage boy who, for his sixteenth birthday, decides that he wants to change his family's life around for the better. The trailer featured many different scenes, all of which gave the viewer a sense of the boy's personality, more than a straightforward plot summary. This approach works well for films like this one that are driven by individual characters and the transformations they undergo. The audience is given a good sense of where the character starts, and only a hint of where he might go in the course of the film. In my opinion, any trailer's primary goal should be give the viewer some sense of what kind of story they'll be seeing, but only enough to get them interested in seeing the rest of the story. Sweet Sixteen's preview does a great job of sufficiently informing and intriguing its audience.

7. Tears of the Sun

Bruce Willis stars in this interestingly-titled film about a Navy SEAL mission to rescue an American doctor in the jungles of Africa that does not go as planned when the doctor refuses to leave without a group of refugees for whom she has been caring. For a man who made his fortune starring in action movies, Willis has not made a big one for almost five years now. This film does not look like it is going to break that trend, as it appears to be more along the lines of a smaller action film than a huge blockbuster. Nevertheless, the film does look like it has some potential (certainly more than Hart's War), and it will also give audiences a look at Monica Bellucci, whose popularity is sure to skyrocket later in the year after the release of the Matrix sequels. The trailer pleasantly surprised me, and I got the impression that Tears of the Sun could be quite a decent little war movie.

6. Dreamcatcher

Dreamcatcher is the latest film adaptation of a Stephen King novel, and is the story of four men, friends since childhood and blessed with the ability to communicate telepathically with one another, who become trapped in the Maine woods after a huge snowstorm. As with almost any story by King, one can expect a large dose of spookiness in the film, and the trailer does a great job of hinting at this without giving too much away. The preview really doesn't show much of anything that is actually frightening, and instead shows us the results of whatever mysterious forces are at work and people's reactions to this horrifying being. Personally, I found this far scarier (not to mention intriguing) than a promo that goes right ahead and shows you what you should be scared of. The trailer got me very interested in the movie, despite the fact that I am not usually a huge fan of horror movies. I was quite intrigued by Dreamcatcher's premise as advertised here, and I have a feeling audiences will be too.

5. Seabiscuit

Tobey Maguire stars in this feel-good story set in the Great Depression about a long-shot horse who captures the attention of the entire nation and ends up becoming the 1938 Horse of the Year. I liked the way the trailer set the mood for the film by starting off with real sound clips from the 1930s. Obviously, most moviegoers nowadays weren't around during the Great Depression, and one can't always assume that they've all learned as much history as they should have. The transition from the historical clips to the scenes from the film was done well, and it further emphasizes the fact that the movie is based on a true story. This is a big selling point for this film, since the only thing better than a feel-good story is a real-life feel-good story. The teaser really doesn't show much of the actors in the film, instead focusing mainly on setting the story up rather than going into detail about the plotline. This promo was done very well, and I believe that it will be quite appealing to moviegoers as it starts being shown in front of the films of early 2003.

4. City of God

Featuring some of the most intense music I can ever recall hearing in a movie preview, City of God's trailer forgoes any plot synopsis and instead decides to try and sell itself merely on the large amount of praise being heaped upon it. There are absolutely no scenes from the movie in this ad. Instead, it has numerous quotes attesting to the film's greatness on the backdrop of still photographs of what I assume are the characters in the film. This is certainly a somewhat unique marketing technique - while many film trailers feature quotes from reviewers, very few do it without showing scenes form the movie as well. While I don't think this approach would work for every film, I do think it works here, as it certainly intrigued me.

3. Bad Boys 2

This trailer, for yet another one of the many big-name sequels of 2003, does a great job of reviving the spirit of the first movie and showcasing the great chemistry between the film's two stars, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Although I failed to see the humor in the Ku Klux Klan scene (some things just aren't funny, no matter what the situation is), I very much enjoyed the rest of the ad. The Smith-Lawrence duo is one that is often imitated, but never duplicated, and it is good to see them back together in fine form. The action scenes looked good, but certainly not spectacular; however I think that a buddy action flick like this one relies much more on its humor than it does on stunning car chases or explosions. In any case, this trailer should be very attractive to fans of the original Bad Boys, as well as teenagers who were perhaps too young to have seen the first film.

2. Finding Nemo

Next summer's big Disney flick already gets its second trailer here, this one again giving a quick synopsis of the movie's story and then showcasing a few of the fishes' many adventures. Although this preview is quite cute, I actually must admit that I liked the first trailer more. I didn't really find the dopey turtles that funny, although perhaps this humor will be appreciated more by little kids than the rest of us. One of the most endearing aspects of any Pixar film is its appeal to adults as well as children, and this is one of the main things I think audiences will be looking for in this trailer. While I still think that this promo will be quite appealing, it seems more aimed at younger moviegoers than the first one. Nevertheless, this looks spectacular, and seems to share the same spirit as Pixar's other beloved films. I personally cannot wait to see this film next summer

1. The Pianist

The Pianist receives a new U.S. trailer that, while similar to the first one, attempts to appeal to a more mainstream audience. Whereas before much of the background music was wonderful solo piano music, here it is done by a full orchestra. This added drama is also seen in the focus of the trailer, which has shifted from the terrible tragedies inflicted by the Nazis to the incredible will the Jews of Poland displayed. While I personally do not feel these types of changes were necessary to sell the film, I understand that in general it is felt that audiences want to see an inspiring story, especially if the subject matter is as dark as the Holocaust. Consequently, the shifts in focus here do make sense from a marketing perspective. Even with the changes, this film looks like it will be one of the very best of the many excellent movies being released in the last few weeks of 2002.

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