On the Big Board |
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Max Braden |
Shockingly there was actually something approaching decent acting and drama in this spoof, but that just put it out of place. |
To steal an old Colbert joke, if I were to express my reaction to this project in the form of a consonant-less utterance, it would be about this: “Uuuuuunnnnggggggghhhhh.”
Let’s look at the track records on this project, reportedly a dance movie spoof. Your director is Keenen Ivory Wayans. Recent directing credits: Little Man; White Chicks; Scary Movie; Scary Movie 2.
Writing and starring, no surprises here: Shawn and Marlon Wayans. When writing: Don’t Be a Menace; Scary Movie; Little Man; White Chicks. When Shawn’s starring: White Chicks; Little Man; Scary Movie; New Blood. When Marlon’s starring: Norbit; White Chicks; Little Man; Scary Movie; Scary Movie 2; Dungeons & Dragons.
If you have any reason to believe this film would be funny, seek immediate medical attention; you are a threat to yourself and those around you. (Sean Collier/BOP)
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